Eardrummer

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To shove your wiener in your lover's ear so hard it feels like you're trying to drill through their skull.

I eardrummed my girlfriend so hard she thought her ear was on fire.

My brother eardrummed his ex during a Zoom call and it was chaos.

I eardrummed my mom and now she hears my voice in her head every night.

When you cram your junk in your partner's ear like you're trying to force them to become a human speaker.

I eardrummed my girlfriend so much she had to wear earplugs to work.

My boyfriend eardrummed me during a movie and I had to pause it 10 times.

I eardrummed my best friend and now they can't hear me without a shout.

You pound your meat in your lover's ear so hard it sounds like a rock concert in there.

I eardrummed my wife so much she had to take a painkiller just to sleep.

My dad eardrummed my mom during breakfast and the whole neighborhood heard it.

I eardrummed my little brother and now he talks like he's got a megaphone in his head.