eardigger
A person who goes into their ear like it's a crime scene and pulls out a giant booger that’s been hiding in there for years. They sniff it like it’s a drug and then swallow it like it’s a pill.
I found a booger that looked like it had been living in my ear since I was born.
I ate my booger and it tasted like old cheese and shame.
My ear booger is so big, it’s got its own name: Bob.