eardigger

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A person who goes deep into their ear like it’s a treasure hunt and pulls out a giant stinky booger that looks like it’s been living in there for years. They sniff it like it’s a love letter and then chomp it down like it’s a burger.

I just found a booger the size of a marble and it smelled like old socks. #EardiggerVibes

My ear booger is so big it’s got its own Instagram account.

I ate my booger and it tasted like regret.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Someone who digs into their ear so hard they might as well be excavating a dead raccoon. They pull out a giant crusty booger, look at it like it’s a monster, and then eat it like it’s a snack.

I found a booger that looked like it had been in my ear since the 90s.

I ate my booger and now my mouth smells like a sewer.

My ear booger was so big it could’ve been a hat.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who goes into their ear like it's a crime scene and pulls out a giant booger that’s been hiding in there for years. They sniff it like it’s a drug and then swallow it like it’s a pill.

I found a booger that looked like it had been living in my ear since I was born.

I ate my booger and it tasted like old cheese and shame.

My ear booger is so big, it’s got its own name: Bob.

by Slangipedia 4d ago