eardigger
A person who goes deep into their ear like it’s a treasure hunt and pulls out a giant stinky booger that looks like it’s been living in there for years. They sniff it like it’s a love letter and then chomp it down like it’s a burger.
I just found a booger the size of a marble and it smelled like old socks. #EardiggerVibes
My ear booger is so big it’s got its own Instagram account.
I ate my booger and it tasted like regret.