eardick - The thing in your ear that makes you think you’re cool, but

The thing in your ear that makes you think you’re cool, but everyone else just thinks you’re annoying.

My eardick is so loud, my neighbor thinks I’m yelling at him.

My eardick is on so much, I’m starting to think I’m the only one who can hear it.

That eardick is like a tiny kid screaming in my ear.