eardick

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That tiny Bluetooth thing in your ear that every boring person wears like it’s the last piece of the puzzle to their perfect life.

My cousin wears one all day and still can’t hear me when I scream at him.

That guy at the coffee shop has one in both ears and thinks he’s James Bond.

My mom’s eardick is louder than her voice.

The fake ASMR tool that people use to pretend they’re getting a free head massage when it’s really just a bunch of fake noises.

This eardick is so fake it sounds like my dog’s sneezing.

I can’t tell if this is ASMR or a bad imitation of a blowjob.

That eardick is so loud, I’m getting a headache just listening to it.

The thing in your ear that makes you think you’re cool, but everyone else just thinks you’re annoying.

My eardick is so loud, my neighbor thinks I’m yelling at him.

My eardick is on so much, I’m starting to think I’m the only one who can hear it.

That eardick is like a tiny kid screaming in my ear.

The tiny Bluetooth thing that every self-important person wears like it’s the only thing that makes them feel like they matter.

My teacher wears one and still can’t hear me when I talk.

That guy on the bus has one in both ears and thinks he’s a rockstar.

My eardick is so important, it has its own Instagram.

The fake head massage tool that people use to think they’re getting a free show when it’s really just a bunch of fake noises.

That eardick sounds like my dog’s chewing my homework.

I can’t tell if this is ASMR or just a bad imitation of a dog barking.

This eardick is so fake, it’s like a bad dream.

The tiny Bluetooth device that people wear like it’s the only thing that makes them feel like they’re part of a secret club.

My eardick is so loud, my dog ran away from me.

That eardick is like a tiny kid screaming in my ear.

My eardick is on so much, I think I’m going to go deaf.