Earbud Method
A stupid way to annoy someone by cranking your music to max and shoving it in their ear, making them fling their head back and crash their ear into your penis like it's a slam dunk.
At the park, I did the Earbud Method to my friend and he screamed so loud it scared the ducks.
During math class, my buddy blasted his beats and my ear hit his junk and I got in trouble.
I tried the Earbud Method on my mom and now she won't let me listen to music anymore.