Earbud Method

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When you blast your music so loud it goes straight into someone's ear and makes them yank their head back hard enough to smash their ear into your junk. Can cause hearing loss and a very sore head.

My cousin tried the Earbud Method on me during lunch and I still can't hear my teacher.

He turned his phone up so loud in the bus that the whole bus heard it and my ear got crushed.

I did the Earbud Method to my brother and now he won't stop crying.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A stupid way to annoy someone by cranking your music to max and shoving it in their ear, making them fling their head back and crash their ear into your penis like it's a slam dunk.

At the park, I did the Earbud Method to my friend and he screamed so loud it scared the ducks.

During math class, my buddy blasted his beats and my ear hit his junk and I got in trouble.

I tried the Earbud Method on my mom and now she won't let me listen to music anymore.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A messy way of doing ear sex by blasting your music so loud it goes into their ear, making them jerk their head back and smash their ear into your junk. It's loud, it's messy, and it's unforgettable.

I did the Earbud Method to my little brother and now he thinks I'm a monster.

At the mall, I did the Earbud Method to my friend and his ear got stuck on my junk.

During recess, I blasted my music so loud my friend's ear hit my junk and I laughed for 10 minutes.

by Slangipedia 14d ago