Earbud Method
A messy way of doing ear sex by blasting your music so loud it goes into their ear, making them jerk their head back and smash their ear into your junk. It's loud, it's messy, and it's unforgettable.
I did the Earbud Method to my little brother and now he thinks I'm a monster.
At the mall, I did the Earbud Method to my friend and his ear got stuck on my junk.
During recess, I blasted my music so loud my friend's ear hit my junk and I laughed for 10 minutes.