earbang the bystander
when you’re tired of people pretending a total disaster is the best person in the universe. this woman was defending the universe’s biggest disaster’s army of disasters.
my friend says her crush is the best person ever. he’s got a greasy hair and eats pizza at 3 am.
my brother says my sister is the best. she cried in front of the whole school.
my teacher says my principal is the best. he’s got a mustache and a grudge.