earbang the bystander

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when you’re so sick of people going on and on about some total piece of garbage being the best person ever. this lady was defending the worst piece of trash in the whole universe’s army of losers.
my cousin says her teacher is the best person in the world. i want to scream.
my neighbor’s dog thinks he’s the best. he’s a dog. he’s not even smart.
my mom says my dad is the best. he left the house in 1983.
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when you’re tired of people pretending a total disaster is the best person in the universe. this woman was defending the universe’s biggest disaster’s army of disasters.
my friend says her crush is the best person ever. he’s got a greasy hair and eats pizza at 3 am.
my brother says my sister is the best. she cried in front of the whole school.
my teacher says my principal is the best. he’s got a mustache and a grudge.
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when you’re fed up with people saying some total piece of trash is the best person in the world. this lady was protecting the worst piece of trash’s army of total trash.
my dad says his boss is the best. he’s got a face like a pizza and a voice like a goat.
my mom says my uncle is the best. he eats soup for breakfast and thinks it’s a snack.
my teacher says the principal is the best. he has a mustache and a grudge.
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