earbang the bystander
when you’re fed up with people saying some total piece of trash is the best person in the world. this lady was protecting the worst piece of trash’s army of total trash.
my dad says his boss is the best. he’s got a face like a pizza and a voice like a goat.
my mom says my uncle is the best. he eats soup for breakfast and thinks it’s a snack.
my teacher says the principal is the best. he has a mustache and a grudge.