Earachnophobia - When you get so scared of spiders you’d rather get hit by a

When you get so scared of spiders you’d rather get hit by a truck than listen to one hiss

I saw a spider on the wall and ran out screaming like I was being chased by a dragon

My cousin got so scared of a spider near his ear he peed his pants

I told my friend he had earachnophobia because he screamed when I put a spider near his ear like it was the apocalypse