Earachnophobia

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When you get so scared of spiders you’d rather get hit by a truck than listen to one hiss
I saw a spider on the wall and ran out screaming like I was being chased by a dragon
My cousin got so scared of a spider near his ear he peed his pants
I told my friend he had earachnophobia because he screamed when I put a spider near his ear like it was the apocalypse
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The horror of having a spider so close to your ear it feels like it's about to crawl inside your brain
My little brother screamed like a banshee when a spider got too close to his ear
I had to shut my friend in a closet because he wouldn’t stop screaming from the spider near his ear
My mom yelled at me for putting a spider near my dad’s ear during a family dinner
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When you’re so scared of spiders near your ear you’d rather punch a wall than let one get close
I punched the wall when I saw a spider near my ear, and now my hand hurts
My dog ran away when I put a spider near his ear, and he didn’t come back for a week
I told my teacher I had earachnophobia because I threw my pencil at a spider near my ear
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