Ear Wrong
You have the ears of a drunk bat and still can't hear a thing
He said 'I'm going to the store' and I thought he said 'I'm going to the shower' and I brought soap
She said 'I'm tired' and I thought she said 'I'm ready' and I screamed
He said 'I need help' and I thought he said 'I need a nap' and I left him