Ear Wrong

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You're so clueless you could mistake a scream for a whisper and still not get it

Bro, I heard you say 'hey' but I thought you said 'hilarious' and now I'm confused

She yelled 'I'm leaving!' and I thought she said 'I'm having lunch' and I stayed

He said 'I need more money' and I thought he said 'I need more sleep' and I went to bed

You listen like a broken radio and still can't catch the signal

He said 'I'll be there in 5' and I thought he said 'I'll be there in 500' and I waited till the sun came up

She whispered 'I love you' and I thought she said 'I hate you' and I walked out

He said 'I'm hungry' and I thought he said 'I'm hungover' and I brought wine

You have the ears of a drunk bat and still can't hear a thing

He said 'I'm going to the store' and I thought he said 'I'm going to the shower' and I brought soap

She said 'I'm tired' and I thought she said 'I'm ready' and I screamed

He said 'I need help' and I thought he said 'I need a nap' and I left him