ear wax - a sticky, smelly, solid form of weed that you melt and smoke

a sticky, smelly, solid form of weed that you melt and smoke like a crackhead on a Tuesday

I tried to smoke ear wax and it tasted like a soggy sock

My friend tried to smoke ear wax and he got a nosebleed

I tried to melt ear wax and it looked like a melted crayon