Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a gross yellow goop that oozes out of your ears and makes you look like a dirty old man

My dog ran out of my house screaming like a girl because I had ear wax dripping down my face

My girlfriend told me to clean my ears before we went on a date

My teacher pulled me out of class because I had ear wax all over my desk

2

the sticky residue left after someone blows a hot, sperm-filled load in your ear and then you try to sleep

My brother tried to seduce my mom and now her ears are full of goo

I got ear wax in my ear from my ex and I still hear him whispering my name

My dad tried to sneak a kiss on my mom and now her ears look like they're melting

3

a gooey mess that clogs your ears and makes you sound like a frog with a cold

My sister got ear wax so bad she had to go to the doctor and they used a vacuum on her ears

My brother tried to clean his ears with a pencil and now he can't hear

My dog got ear wax in his ears and he started barking like he had a brain fart

4

a yucky stuff that comes out of your ears and smells like a swamp after a rainstorm

My mom found ear wax in my pillow and she was horrified

My brother stuck his finger in my ear and pulled out a huge glob of wax

My dog got ear wax in his ears and started scratching like he was on fire

5

a sticky, smelly, solid form of weed that you melt and smoke like a crackhead on a Tuesday

I tried to smoke ear wax and it tasted like a soggy sock

My friend tried to smoke ear wax and he got a nosebleed

I tried to melt ear wax and it looked like a melted crayon

6

when you laugh at someone for having a lot of ear wax and then you call them a dirty old man

My brother made fun of me for having ear wax and I threw a sandwich at him

My mom called me a dirty old man because of my ear wax

My friend made fun of my ear wax and now I have a grudge

7

when you stick your finger in someone's ear and pull out a gooey glob and then you shove it in their pants and watch them squirm

I stuck my finger in my sister's ear and she screamed like a banshee

I pulled out a big glob of ear wax and shoved it in my friend's pants

My brother stuck his finger in my ear and I had to go to the bathroom to clean my pants