Ear STD
The crazy itch and burn in your ear that happens when you use an earbud that was used by a friend who also used it to eat snacks and cry into it.
My ear is on fire and it's also itching. I think my friend used that earbud to eat pizza and cry at the same time.
I used that earbud, and now my ear is like a raccoon’s nest. It’s itchy and angry.
I put that earbud in, and my ear felt like it was being attacked by a thousand tiny germs and emotions.