Ear STD

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The annoying buzzing in your ear that happens when your friend’s earbud has been used by someone who also has a head full of germs and bad life choices.

My ear is screaming at me. I think I caught an ear STD from my best friend’s earbud. I’m gonna die.

I put my earbud in, and now my ear feels like it’s been through a war. What even was that?

My ear is on fire. I think my friend’s earbud was used by a person who also uses it as a napkin.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When your ear feels like it's been touched by the devil after using a shared earbud that was also used by someone who probably sneezed into it.

I used my friend’s earbud, and now my ear is haunted. I can hear the devil whispering in my ear.

That earbud was a portal to hell. My ear is now a prison for the devil.

I put the earbud in, and it felt like my ear was being stabbed by a thousand germs.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The crazy itch and burn in your ear that happens when you use an earbud that was used by a friend who also used it to eat snacks and cry into it.

My ear is on fire and it's also itching. I think my friend used that earbud to eat pizza and cry at the same time.

I used that earbud, and now my ear is like a raccoon’s nest. It’s itchy and angry.

I put that earbud in, and my ear felt like it was being attacked by a thousand tiny germs and emotions.

by Slangipedia 14d ago