Ear STD
The annoying buzzing in your ear that happens when your friend’s earbud has been used by someone who also has a head full of germs and bad life choices.
My ear is screaming at me. I think I caught an ear STD from my best friend’s earbud. I’m gonna die.
I put my earbud in, and now my ear feels like it’s been through a war. What even was that?
My ear is on fire. I think my friend’s earbud was used by a person who also uses it as a napkin.