ear roach - A tiny, cockroach-shaped phone that lives in your ear, and i

A tiny, cockroach-shaped phone that lives in your ear, and it thinks it's the boss of your life.

My ear roach doesn't care if I'm in the middle of a math test. It keeps ringing like a crazy person.

I tried to use my ear roach to flirt, and it just played my mom's voicemail.

My ear roach has more personality than my teacher.