ear roach

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A tiny wireless gadget that looks like a cockroach and sticks to your ear, making you look like a fool who needs a phone to talk to their mom.

My ear roach died, and I had to yell at my brother through a walkie-talkie.

I tried to text with my ear roach, and it fell off. Now I'm stuck talking to my ex like a moron.

My ear roach is so old it's got more holes than a cheese factory.

A smelly, bug-like phone you stick to your ear, so you can talk like a kid who just got a toy for the first time.

I stuck my ear roach in my soup, and now it's covered in noodles.

My ear roach is louder than my dad's yelling.

My ear roach is so broken it thinks I'm a stranger.

A tiny, cockroach-shaped phone that lives in your ear, and it thinks it's the boss of your life.

My ear roach doesn't care if I'm in the middle of a math test. It keeps ringing like a crazy person.

I tried to use my ear roach to flirt, and it just played my mom's voicemail.

My ear roach has more personality than my teacher.