Ear Rapist
An ear rapist is a person who fills your head with garbage until you can’t think straight. They’re like a loud, smelly, angry mosquito that won’t stop buzzing.
My mom is an ear rapist. She texts me 10 times a day about my hair and my life choices.
My friend is an ear rapist. He DMs me every hour with random rants about video games.
My uncle is an ear rapist. He called me during a test and told me his cat was ‘dying’ because it didn’t like the food.