Ear Rapist

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An ear rapist is someone who yells nonsense at you until your ears bleed and you want to scream or throw something. They don’t care if you’re annoyed, they just want to hear their own voice.
My cousin is an ear rapist. He texts me at 2 a. m. with 100 emojis and 3 questions about his dog.
My teacher is an ear rapist. She talks over the music and won’t stop until I lose my mind.
My brother is an ear rapist. He called me at 1 a. m. to tell me his coffee was ‘not good enough’.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An ear rapist is a person who fills your head with garbage until you can’t think straight. They’re like a loud, smelly, angry mosquito that won’t stop buzzing.
My mom is an ear rapist. She texts me 10 times a day about my hair and my life choices.
My friend is an ear rapist. He DMs me every hour with random rants about video games.
My uncle is an ear rapist. He called me during a test and told me his cat was ‘dying’ because it didn’t like the food.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An ear rapist is someone who blasts loud noises or useless words at you until your brain short-circuits. They don’t care if you’re screaming or crying, they just want to hear their own voice.
My dad is an ear rapist. He plays music at full volume while he yells about his day.
My brother is an ear rapist. He texted me during class with a 500-word story about his sandwich.
My teacher is an ear rapist. She called me during lunch to yell about my homework.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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