ear poker
Someone who jabs your ear so hard you feel like your ear is about to start a rebellion.
My mom is an ear poker. She poked my ear during a movie and I had to leave the theater because I was crying.
My brother's friend is an ear poker. He poked my ear so hard I got a nosebleed and a black eye.
My teacher's dog is an ear poker. It poked my ear during recess and I ran all the way home.