ear poker

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A sneaky bum who jabs your ear so hard your brain feels like it's being grilled by a flaming taco bell coupon.

My cousin is an ear poker. He jabbed me in the ear during math class and I failed the test because I was screaming like a banshee.

I saw my neighbor poking his dog's ear so hard the dog started howling like it was at a funeral.

My friend's mom is an ear poker. She poked my ear during a Zoom call and my whole class saw me turn purple.

A person who jabs your ear so hard your ear looks like it got hit by a fire truck.

My brother is an ear poker. He poked my ear so hard I had to wear a hat for a week.

My teacher is an ear poker. She poked my ear during lunch and I dropped my taco in the principal's lap.

My friend's dad is an ear poker. He poked my ear so hard I got a tattoo of a scream on my face.

Someone who jabs your ear so hard you feel like your ear is about to start a rebellion.

My mom is an ear poker. She poked my ear during a movie and I had to leave the theater because I was crying.

My brother's friend is an ear poker. He poked my ear so hard I got a nosebleed and a black eye.

My teacher's dog is an ear poker. It poked my ear during recess and I ran all the way home.