Ear penetrate
When a guy shoves his tiny weenie into a girl's ear because he thinks it's the only way she'll notice he's doing it.
My cousin tried to ear penetrate his girlfriend and it looked like she was being attacked by a shrimp.
My brother did it in the car and the driver thought he was having a seizure.
At the party, the guy ear penetrated the host and she screamed so loud the cops showed up.