Ear penetrate

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When a guy shoves his tiny weenie into a girl's ear because he thinks it's the only way she'll notice he's doing it.
My cousin tried to ear penetrate his girlfriend and it looked like she was being attacked by a shrimp.
My brother did it in the car and the driver thought he was having a seizure.
At the party, the guy ear penetrated the host and she screamed so loud the cops showed up.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you slap a bunch of expensive bacon lube in someone's ear and then ram your junk in there like you're trying to kill them.
He spent $50 on lube and then ear penetrated his mom while she was cooking.
She used fancy lube and ear penetrated her boss during a meeting.
He used bacon lube and ear penetrated his sister while she was doing homework.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you stick your toe in your ear and bounce it around like you're trying to make your brain explode.
He stuck his toe in his ear and screamed like he was being tortured.
She used her big toe and ear penetrated herself in the middle of a math test.
He did it in the bathroom and the whole school heard him.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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