Ear Peddler
An ear peddler is when you go in for a face full of mouth like you're trying to kiss a whole person.
My friend called me an ear peddler because I was kissing his face so hard, it looked like he was melting.
He called me an ear peddler because I stuck my whole face in his mouth and wouldn't come out.
My mom said I was an ear peddler because I was smooching her face like it was a sandwich.