Ear Peddler

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An ear peddler is when you put your mouth on somebodies face like you're trying to steal their brain.

My cousin called me an ear peddler because I was kissing my boyfriends forehead for 20 minutes straight.

He said I was an ear peddler because I stuck my tongue in his nose and wouldn't come out.

My friend's mom called me an ear peddler after I tried to eat her face.

An ear peddler is when you go for a mouthful of somebodies face like it's the last piece of pizza.

My sister said I was an ear peddler because I was chewing on my brother's face like it was gum.

He said I was an ear peddler because I bit his nose and wouldn't let go.

My mom called me an ear peddler because I licked her face like it was a dog dish.

An ear peddler is when you go in for a face full of mouth like you're trying to kiss a whole person.

My friend called me an ear peddler because I was kissing his face so hard, it looked like he was melting.

He called me an ear peddler because I stuck my whole face in his mouth and wouldn't come out.

My mom said I was an ear peddler because I was smooching her face like it was a sandwich.