Ear Nut
When you scrub your ears so hard you feel like your brain is getting a face full of glitter and a middle finger.
I cleaned my ears after a whole day of wearing headphones and it felt like my brain got a spa day and a slap.
My ears were so clogged I felt like a dog with a sock in its mouth. Then I cleaned them and it was like a million tiny fireworks went off.
I had ear wax so thick I thought my ears were going to explode. Then I cleaned them and it was like I got a free massage from the universe.