Ear Nut

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When you scrub your ears so hard you feel like your brain is getting a face full of glitter and a middle finger.

I cleaned my ears after a whole day of wearing headphones and it felt like my brain got a spa day and a slap.

My ears were so clogged I felt like a dog with a sock in its mouth. Then I cleaned them and it was like a million tiny fireworks went off.

I had ear wax so thick I thought my ears were going to explode. Then I cleaned them and it was like I got a free massage from the universe.

When you hear something so good your ears go from being tired to having a full-blown party in there.

I heard a song and my ears started doing the can-can. I was like, 'what just happened?'

My neighbor played a saxophone and my ears went from sleepy to party animals. I was like, 'turn it up, I’m in.'

I was walking home and heard a beat so good my ears started dancing. I was like, 'this is the best day ever.'

When your ears get so full of joy they start leaking happy juice and your brain goes 'woah.'

I listened to my favorite song and my ears started dripping happy juice. I was like, 'this is the best thing ever.'

My ears were leaking happy juice after a full day of loud music. I was like, 'I'm not going to stop listening.'

I put on my headphones and my ears started leaking. I was like, 'I'm going to die from happiness.'