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when a slimy foreigner keeps trying to cockblock you at the bar with cheesy lines like 'I'm from England' or 'Did you get that handbag from Paris' or 'Do I know you?' He never gets the ladies and neither do you because you're friends with him.
'I'm from England', like that means he's a king or something.
‘Did you get that handbag from Paris’, like he’s a fashion critic.
‘Do I know you?’, like he’s trying to start a fight.