ear lobing

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when a slimy foreigner keeps trying to cockblock you at the bar with cheesy lines like 'I'm from England' or 'Did you get that handbag from Paris' or 'Do I know you?' He never gets the ladies and neither do you because you're friends with him.
'I'm from England', like that means he's a king or something.
‘Did you get that handbag from Paris’, like he’s a fashion critic.
‘Do I know you?’, like he’s trying to start a fight.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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the soft, gentle, stroke-able, and unique skin wrapped around the saggy, fleshy cartilage on the ear, usually furry at touch.
She ran her fingers across his ear lobe like it was a delicacy.
He had a fuzzy ear lobe and it made her want to touch it forever.
He touched her ear lobe and she almost died from how good it felt.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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a person who can't hear you and probably doesn't want to hear you either.
He said ‘what’ like he was mad at the whole world.
She shouted ‘I love you’ and he just stared at her like she was nuts.
He turned the music up so loud he might as well be deaf.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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