ear limpet
A phone caller who talks so much, you think they're trying to f***ing kill you with words.
My uncle called and talked about his new dog for 30 minutes, even though I told him I had to go to work.
My cousin called during my science test and talked about her new crush for 15 minutes.
My brother called and talked about his video game for so long, I started thinking about getting a life.
xs