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A phone caller who won't stop yapping like a parrot on a meth binge. They talk so much, you're half-dead before the call ends.

My mom called at 2 AM and talked about her cat's hairball problems for 47 minutes.

My dad called during the Super Bowl and talked about his garden like it was the final game.

My sister called and talked about her ex's new beard for 2 hours straight.

That person who calls you and won't stop talking, even when you're screaming into the phone like a madman.

I told my uncle I was in the middle of a test, and he talked about his fishing trip for 20 minutes.

My cousin called during my lunch break and talked about her new haircut for an hour.

My brother called and talked about his video game for so long, I forgot what day it was.

A phone caller who doesn't know the meaning of the word 'done.' They just keep going, like a f***ing broken record.

My grandma called and talked about her knitting for 30 minutes, even though I told her I had to go to bed.

My cousin called during my math quiz and talked about his new sneakers for 15 minutes.

My brother called and talked about his pizza for so long, I started dreaming about pepperoni.

Someone who calls you and won't stop talking, even when you're f***ing desperate to end the conversation.

My dad called during my nap and talked about his new job for 25 minutes.

My mom called during my dinner and talked about her new neighbor for 20 minutes.

My sister called and talked about her new phone for so long, I started questioning my life choices.

A phone caller who talks so much, you think they're trying to f***ing kill you with words.

My uncle called and talked about his new dog for 30 minutes, even though I told him I had to go to work.

My cousin called during my science test and talked about her new crush for 15 minutes.

My brother called and talked about his video game for so long, I started thinking about getting a life.

That person who calls you and won't stop talking, even when you're f***ing dying from boredom.

My grandma called and talked about her garden for 20 minutes, even though I told her I had to go to bed.

My dad called during my lunch break and talked about his new job for 15 minutes.

My sister called and talked about her new phone for so long, I started questioning my existence.