ear limpet
A phone caller who doesn't know the meaning of the word 'done.' They just keep going, like a f***ing broken record.
My grandma called and talked about her knitting for 30 minutes, even though I told her I had to go to bed.
My cousin called during my math quiz and talked about his new sneakers for 15 minutes.
My brother called and talked about his pizza for so long, I started dreaming about pepperoni.