Ear feces
The chunky, smelly mess that comes out of your ears when they’re so packed with gunk that you need a whole crew to blast it out with a firehose. It looks like a swamp creature barfed in your ears.
They had to take me to the ER for my ear feces.
My ears were so full, I could barely hear the doctor.
My mom cried when she saw what came out of my ears.