Ear feces

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The smelly mess that comes out of your ears when they’re so crammed with junk that it takes two doctors and a firehose to blast it out. Looks like something a raccoon ate and then threw up.
My ears looked like a garbage can after the flood.
The doctor had to wear a mask during my ear cleaning.
I had ear feces so bad, my dog ran away.
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The gross stuff that squirts out when your ears get so clogged you need a whole team to rinse them out with a water cannon. It looks like someone’s breakfast came out of your ears.
After the cleaning, my ears were full of snot and sludge.
They used a hose on my ears like I was a drain.
I had to wear ear plugs for a week after that.
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The chunky, smelly mess that comes out of your ears when they’re so packed with gunk that you need a whole crew to blast it out with a firehose. It looks like a swamp creature barfed in your ears.
They had to take me to the ER for my ear feces.
My ears were so full, I could barely hear the doctor.
My mom cried when she saw what came out of my ears.
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