Ear-Chodeing
When someone’s ears are so tiny and weird, they look like they were made by a chode who got hit by a truck.
My mom’s ears look like they were stolen from a chode’s lunchbox. I can’t stop laughing.
That guy’s ears are so tiny, I swear they’re from a different planet. Or a chode’s trash can.
My dog’s ears are so weird, I think they were made by a chode who got a face full of spaghetti.