Ear-Chodeing

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When some guy shoves his chode so far up your ear, it feels like your brain is getting fucked by a meatstick.
My cousin got ear-chodeed by his boss during a Zoom call. Now he’s crying into his cereal.
That girl in class got ear-chodeed by the principal. He said it was a ‘disciplinary measure.’
I tried to ear-chode my math teacher. He just glared at me and gave me a D.
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When someone’s ears are so tiny and weird, they look like they were made by a chode who got hit by a truck.
My mom’s ears look like they were stolen from a chode’s lunchbox. I can’t stop laughing.
That guy’s ears are so tiny, I swear they’re from a different planet. Or a chode’s trash can.
My dog’s ears are so weird, I think they were made by a chode who got a face full of spaghetti.
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