ear cheddar
When you stretch your ears too much and it turns into a nasty crust. It smells like a dead rat in a garbage can that’s been sitting for a month.
My ears are so crusty I think I can grow a beard out of them.
My ears look like a zombie’s ears and they reek like a garbage truck just hit a skunk.
My ears are so gross my friend said they might start a new band called 'Crusty Ears'.