ear cheddar

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The gross surprise you get when you stretch your ear lobes to something bigger than a 2 gauge. It looks like a dead rat’s ear and smells like your dog’s butt after a long week.

My ears look like they were hit by a truck and dipped in stink.

I tried 4 gauge and now my ears are like a dead raccoon’s ears.

My ears are so gross I think they’re gonna fall off and start walking around.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you stretch your ears too much and it turns into a nasty crust. It smells like a dead rat in a garbage can that’s been sitting for a month.

My ears are so crusty I think I can grow a beard out of them.

My ears look like a zombie’s ears and they reek like a garbage truck just hit a skunk.

My ears are so gross my friend said they might start a new band called 'Crusty Ears'.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The icky stuff that grows on your ears when you stretch them too much. It smells like your dog’s butt after a long week and looks like a dead rat’s ear.

My ears are so icky I think I can eat them and they’ll taste like bad pizza.

My ears are so gross my mom said I should go live in a dumpster.

I tried stretching my ears and now they look like they were fried in a hot dog cart.

by Slangipedia 4d ago