ear cheddar
The icky stuff that grows on your ears when you stretch them too much. It smells like your dog’s butt after a long week and looks like a dead rat’s ear.
My ears are so icky I think I can eat them and they’ll taste like bad pizza.
My ears are so gross my mom said I should go live in a dumpster.
I tried stretching my ears and now they look like they were fried in a hot dog cart.