ear brassiere
A stupid-looking band for people who live in the cold and refuse to give up. You use it when the wind is so strong it feels like your ears are being torn off by a screaming ghost.
I looked like a snowman with a face today. All thanks to my ear brassiere.
I wore it because I didn't want my ears to be used as a snack for the wind.
My ears were so cold I thought they were going to start talking to me.