ear brassiere

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A cursed ear band for people who live in Minnesota and die slowly from the cold. You use it when the wind chill is so bad it feels like your ears are getting frozen and cursed by the devil.

My ears are so numb I can't tell if I'm still alive or just a ghost in the snow.

I wore my ear brassiere today and it saved my life. Literally.

The wind was so strong I thought my ears were going to be ripped off and sold as souvenirs.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A magical band for people who live in the north and hate life. You wear it when the cold is so bad it feels like your ears are being boiled in ice water.

I looked like a raccoon with frostbite today. Thanks, ear brassiere.

I wore it so my ears wouldn't fall off and become a new species of animal.

My ears were so numb I thought I had lost my hearing and my sanity.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A stupid-looking band for people who live in the cold and refuse to give up. You use it when the wind is so strong it feels like your ears are being torn off by a screaming ghost.

I looked like a snowman with a face today. All thanks to my ear brassiere.

I wore it because I didn't want my ears to be used as a snack for the wind.

My ears were so cold I thought they were going to start talking to me.

by Slangipedia 5d ago