ear booger - The dirty stuff that lives in your ear and thinks it's a kin

The dirty stuff that lives in your ear and thinks it's a king.

I tried to scratch my ear and it came out like a slug. I'm never cleaning my ears again.

My ear booger came out when I sneezed and it flew across the room like a tiny monster.

I found an ear booger in my ear and it was covered in hair. It looked like a tiny beard.