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Gross clumps of ear gunk stuck deep in your ear like you live in a trash can.
My brother stuck his finger in my ear and pulled out a whole blob of ear booger. It looked like a caterpillar had died in there.
I tried to clean my ear with a cotton swab and it came out like a plug of old cheese.
My dog ran into my ear and I heard a squish. It was a big ear booger.