Ear-bender
Someone who can turn a simple conversation into a full-blown drama with no end in sight
My brother is an ear-bender. He turned a ‘How are you?’ into a 10-minute rant about his ex’s cat.
My neighbor is an ear-bender. She told me her entire life story during my lunch break.
My dad is an ear-bender. He told me about his first job, his second job, and his third job, all in one go.